Thank you! You are quite possibly a genius! I appreciate you taking time to help solve this mystery! (“Thank you for thinking about my uterus” didn’t sound quite right).

Plus more ice cream. 

Ice cream with ice cream on top.

I found cutting out the juice tough at first, but it got easier and easier, the less I had it. The more sugar I cut out, the more everything has started tasting too sweet, and the less I want to add sugar to everything. I still love candy and pop, but I definitely have it much less often. I’m not a fan of cold turkey,…

My Andy Warhol inspired holiday nails.

I’ve only ever had success with losing slow (1-2 lbs/ week). Stays off over the long term unless I start over enjoying and under exercising. I stopped drinking juice or pop a few years ago- that was a big calorie drop right there! I did it mostly to cut down on sugar, especially high fructose syrup, but I lost some…

As others have said - high protein, high veggies, lots of water, very low/no processed carbs, very low/no added sugar, low amounts of alcohol. Not the thing that most people want to hear...but it the only thing that works for me.  

Hey guys, long time no see! I forget to post early on Saturdays so that’s why there haven’t been Catalina updates. So here’s one.

Sadly, all of my family roles were absolutely expected. To the point that when I refuse to don them or perform as expected, I am excoriated verbally, via email, etc. It’s so bad that cousins-in-law take my side. My brother now handles our mother’s third husband because my having a full-time job is apparently some sort…

He is amazing to gaze at in person. I was doing a specialized AV gig for Oprah back in 2004 or so? I was still testing my equipment and about to call it a night when a PA started announcing the studio was going into lockdown and all non-essential staff had to leave. The director had taken a shine to me so he came over…

Holy plot twist Batman! This was hilarious! I bet Kyra teased him after that.

While flying up to the Women’s March in 2017 my flight connection ended up changing from Cincinnati to Atlanta. No big deal, nearly every flight I take on Delta is Tampa to Atlanta before getting anywhere else. I was going up on Thursday to spend time staying with friends.

In spring 2012, Dog the Bounty Hunter walked into Sarabeth’s for brunch as I walked out.

I got in an elevator with 50Cent and he asked me if I had a case of the Monday’s.

A few friends and I had just finished having brunch on the upper west side after staying out way too late the night before doing terrible things to our brains at a jam band concert. We were delirious, had to wear our sunglasses throughout brunch, and probably looked/smelled like our true dirty hippie selves. Anyway,…

At an art gallery, the opening reception for my art exhibit:
Bette Midler walks in, followed closely by an entourage of well dressed people.
She says aloud, to no one in particular, “Oh no, this is not it. This is not where I want to be at all.” And walks out, the hangers on following.

By far my most ridiculous and memorable was when I was walking home from Whole Foods at 10PM with two hands full of groceries, and as I rounded the corner outside Lilia in Williamsburg, I locked eyes with none other than our queen, MICHELLE OBAMA, who promptly scooted into a black escalade.

I immediately stopped in my…

I was at a dive bar in New Orleans and came out of the bathroom to see Laurence Fishburne standing at the bar. I was wasted, so I went right up to him and put my arm around him and said, “I thought you would be taller.” He looked at me and said, “I thought you would be taller.”  Then he left because he was just trying…

I was in LA once and saw this woman throw a hissy fit at a popular sushi restaurant because she didn’t get star treatment and put ahead in line of the dozen or so people waiting. As she stormed out and into the back seat of an Escalade, partially tripping on her unusually tall-healed boots, I realized this woman had a…

When I was in high school, our school marching band went to Hawaii. On one of the days we were waiting down in the hotel lobby for a tour bus or my dumb friend, there was this big commotion with the staff and the head of security came down (I knew this because my said dumb friend’s bathing suit got stolen). They…