Your ex is a dick.

Honest to God "I just got my period" might be the most genius exit strategy I've ever heard

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…

Just grudges, man. Grudges pack small. 

Congrats on going to the gym!  I’m impressed.

I’m having what is probably my first weekend alone since my mid-teens after deciding to leave my husband about two weeks ago. Being alone is an adjustment but I feel like I can breathe. After years of trying to lose weight, I lost 7 pounds in the last two weeks, confirming my suspicion that he was sabotaging my…

so this guy i went to high school with killed himself on monday. i didn’t know him well, i wasn’t really a fan, but he married one of my best friends from high school so he’s always been in my periphery. they have two kids under ten and are also very evangelical, so instead of a funeral today they had a party. (side…

So my dad has been given the all clear of lymphoma. The kidney is finally starting to do its job. We are celebrating with my homemade Jamaican patties and rice and peas, beer, spliffs and very loud Ali Farkar Toure. Not a bad way to spend a Sunday. What’s everyone else cooking/eating/drinking/smoking/listening to?

Look, we all have our different viewpoints on this controversial and sensitive issue. All I’m saying is that there are fine people on both sides of the debate, very, very fine people, and a lot of them have said that a lot of what is put out about the dates and— and when the Yale was founded, is not true. It is…

You don’t. A lackey wheels you around on a bedazzled dolly.

Cardi B does glamour very well.

Only if he's colour blind and can't see the big ass red flags from the way they met.

Daaaaaaaaaang.

Hi kids! Sorry, it’s been a long time. This summer has been batshit, and for some reasons Saturdays just haven’t lined up for me with SNS.

The best advice I’ve heard is: if you knew, for sure, that his behavior would never change, how long would you be willing to live like this? One year? Five? Ten?

Girl, I would be proud to be strangled by those hands. Like, with my last breath I would gasp out a demand to be on your Instagram.

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I’ve probably posted this before, but I love it and it cheers me up when I contemplate the wasteland that is dating

Lord of the Rings nails! And a tension headache  :/

I finished the sweater I started working on in the spring, then had to take a break because of the heat. It’s not done done, I still have to weave in all the ends, but it’s so goofy, I love it!