So, non sequitur: It is late and this is probably dumb, but I am getting excited for the annual scary stories event in October! I don’t have one to share, but I really look forward to it every year.  <-- yes, I am a nerd.

Sunday night I’ll take the train to Secaucus Junction and then walk down Rt 1-9 taking pictures right after it gets dark.

yours is so cute! 

You’re already doing it. You’ve taken major steps and that sets you up for taking on the next few days, then weeks, and so on.

—Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Just fuck her already. I mean you are at a point where you are gonna cause her to get slapped around by her husband anyway, you might as well give both of yourselves some sexual satisfaction along the way. This is probably how her relationship works with her partner. She has flings, her husband finds out about them,…

The store he was working at sounded annoying as hell, but he made it sound like it was constant existential toture.

Oh, baby.

YES.

I didn’t even tell my favorite part! He’d only been there an hour for a playdate and she thought he was with her big girl. She was IN THE KITCHEN WHEN HE DID IT! AHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

Whoever is still following this will be happy to know that I’ve stumbled across a major breakthrough thanks to this piece that my outside reader suggested, and it’s going to solve a mystery that I’d wondered about. So: yay! Now the issue is reworking a bunch of what I’ve written so far, which is already a couple…

At this point I'm thinking you deserve the shitstorm coming your way.

Aww, was so waiting for this SNS to share what’s going on, but came too late. :(

Starred for the use of "skrelli". I may need to steal that, or at least borrow it from time to time.

another open-door pee lady checking in! 

I... (and I NEVER say this)... would kill that little skrelli with kindness. Publically.

I don’t think you are being unreasonable at all. It is a place of business and I can’t understand how someone, anyone, would take “wear anything” to mean that meant that going around in only a bra was acceptable. I’m afraid I don’t really have any advice on what you can say to her though; I am not sure how to safely…

PROBIOTICS.

“notarized “This is Abuse” certificate”

Sparkly lunacy? 😆