Yeah. Reminds me of this bit:

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

Everything about this is stupid. I’m a vegetarian. I was a vegan for 7 years.

The cholesterol limit was not “mysteriously dropped.” 30 years of scientific research have proven that dietary cholesterol has little to no impact on your bodies total cholesterol. Eating eggs does not lead to an increase in heart disease or…

Jez definitely has their scared cows that are off limits. Minaj and the painfully unfunny Amy Schumer immediately come to mind.

Better not be. Prostetnic Vogon Trump will bomb the hell out of them for that. Or worse, read poetry at them.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.

I had a long-forgotten bottle of pinot noir in the back of my fridge

Trying... to... care... must.. try... to... care...

Oh, yeah, I forgot, we should leave indigenous cultures alone. Because they’re doing so much to better the world by clinging to the past and preserving lovely things like bride-burning and thighing. The REAL threat is Westernism and Science, not amoral lackwits with machetes and Kalashnikovs. My apologies for failing…

Another great scientific advance undone by a mob of undereducated, superstitious morons who worship rocks, sticks, mountains, stars, or invisible spirits. It’s kind of like Scooby Doo, or at least it WOULD be like Scooby Doo, if nearly everyone except the teenagers wore a rubber mask and tried to keep someone away…