#3: I agree that you shouldn’t hold it against your fiancée if she’s texting an old flame, but if she says she still has feelings for him, texts him constantly, deletes his texts immediately (!!!) and doesn’t tell you when she is with him (!!!!!!!!!!!) to “not upset you” (!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?) I think there is a signific…

#3 she is already cheating or getting ready to/ prepping him for when you two breakup.. sever now.

#3. She’s either cheating or she’s getting ready to cheat.

It’s a valid biological question, because menopause appears to be the exception rather than the rule in the animal kingdom. Female dogs, for example, remain fertile throughout their lives (albeit with a reduction in reproductive fitness, as with most mammals). The same thing is true for the females of most mammalian…

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One time, I had a small apartment. I accumulated enough stuff that I didn’t want to get rid of, so I needed to pay extra to have a larger apartment. It wasn’t hard for me to figure out.

As a not-fat person, I don’t feel better that you have chronic pain, nor does it comfort me that you feel bad too, nor do I believe it’s my decision whether you exist on “my” planet. I don’t give you a second thought until you’re in my lap. Can you fit into the seat you bought? If so, great. If not, buy another. It’s…

For me it all comes back to the “They came for ...., and I said nothing”. If I speak out for the rights of dark corner macdougals who want to buy their thinly veiled anime porn in peace, then I should have no problem enjoying all the violent and other explicit media that I enjoy .

Yeah. Reminds me of this bit:

I don’t take a lunch break because my asshole company wants me to stop the clock while I’m lunching, so a “9 to 5" is really either an “8 to 5" or “9 to 6.” I have a family and other parts of my life that I like a lot, lot more than my job, and I have a commute through some of the worst traffic in the country. I grew…

Jez definitely has their scared cows that are off limits. Minaj and the painfully unfunny Amy Schumer immediately come to mind.

Better not be. Prostetnic Vogon Trump will bomb the hell out of them for that. Or worse, read poetry at them.

I can’t wait until the Washington Mystics hire Mo Cheeks as their next head coach.

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.