And here he is the night of the attempted robbery.

There is a very small contingent of Chargers fans in Los Angeles. I’ve ridden the train from Union Station to a couple of Chargers games over the years just because we didn’t have team in L.A. and, sure enough, there train does fill up with fans. But we’re talking a few thousand people in a metropolis of like 15…

“I’m so excited! I’m so excited! I’m so....scared!!!” - Spanos’ daughter Jesse

Who would ever want to live in San Diego if there’s no perennial 8-8 NFL team there? It’s like hell on earth.

* But wear a fucking shirt. The only thing worse than a flabby shirtless guy is a musclebound guy who can’t wait for an excuse to get his shirt off.

If Faraday Future ever makes it to production and the company OUTPERFORMS even Fisker in sales, I will strip down to a Speedo and run the length of 6th street in Austin on a game day Saturday night at 11:00 pm from IH35 all the way to Congress. Patrick George and Stef will monitor the event.

This charity is also a very worthy one that can use the money in countless ways:

You should ABSOLUTELY take ballroom dancing classes, girls love that! I took tango in college I met so many gorgeous and interesting women and had a lot of great dating experiences. Plus, even when the classes were over, I was able to use my new moves to impress other gals. Plus it’s fun! Dancing is cool.

“Pros and Cons” is what all publicly financed stadiums should be called.

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

The course seems like it’s for hamsters whereas the above gif makes me think it’s really for gerbils.

The country will come to an impasse where jobs, unemployment, and financials will demand people to choose a comfortable living thru hard work over being broke. We can only have so many pro-gamers, internet bloggers, swim models, and race car drivers. Eventually someone has to pick up the shovel and start digging or…

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

The most useful aspect of Jordan Rodgers’s appearance on The Bachelor was the revelation that he apparently has no relationship with his brother, NFL star Aaron.

Still better looking than that Panamera

We’re going to build this big, beautiful FA blog, and we’ll make Univision pay for it.

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1st gear: could Mexico come out ahead with a Trump presidency?