Couldn’t this be extended to beyond bowl games? I mean what’s to stop a top sophomore from just sitting out his whole junior year? Or skipping the non-conference fluff games? I wouldn’t be surprised to start seeing those things happen more often. And I hope that they do.

All three of these guys could have been the villain in an 80's skiing movie. 

Agreed on the first paragraph, in the short term. In the long run who knows how big they could have grown if they only decided to cultivate their low volume car group. The RX’s have a cult following, the Mazdaspeeds get snatched up quickly as well. To sit there and just focus on one part of the timeline doesn’t make…

One of the problems ESPN’s Darren Rovell points out

You didn’t notice anything different from any other players because the NBA has decided that it is pretty much never going to call carries. I’m no NBA conspiracy truther but it’s pretty clear the NBA decided that players being able to pull off cool change-of-direction moves is good and fun, and as a result it decided…

“Shame he’s still in high school.” -MLS

I gotta think the sports industry is due for a correction at some point. Salaries, revenues and ad dollars can’t skyrocket forever ... can they?

This still gave me a partial just from muscle memory.

When asked about her return, Sharapova had this to say:

Kids these days don’t know what it’s like to have to work for it. THAT WAS OUR PORN UP THERE, MILLENNIALS

And thus he reserves his spot for an episode of Deadly Women on Investigation Discovery.

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

The air force also does a great job going the other way and air dropping Hummers.

They put his sports radio show on in the kid’s nursery instead of a baby room. The human brain is most pliable and able to learn the art of hot takes at a young age.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

To be fair the wife and kid probably wanted him to go back to work. I mean could you imagine spending more that a day with that guy?

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

“What’s the best way to deal with paternity?

My grandfather was a marine during WW2, and till the day he died he had nothing but praise for the M1 Garand, and he would talk about how it saved his life thanks to how reliable it was.

However, he said the ping was a huge downside. The enemy figured out the sound meant you had used your last bullet, so it could be a…