I’d want this just so I could roll up to a place and leave my bike sitting without putting a kickstand down.

Can we please stop using the word ginormous? Portmanteaus like spork were born out of necessity. The spork isn’t a fork or a spoon, what else will you call it? Ginormous though? You’re combining one word for big, with another word for big, to create a third word that means big?? Is that necessary??

Yes, little Timmy on the freshman basketball team, you too can make this shot!!! Please record and post to Deadspin for all of our viewing pleasure.

That Martini livery on the curves of the LC2 sure looks good.

On second thought, maybe I keep the Ranger so that I can tow it across country when I need to get it worked on. Thanks for the warning, I almost made a huge mistake!

Right near da beach, booiiiiiii!

Supposing I come up with the extra $135K for a used R8 V10 and the AMS package after trading my Ranger in, where do I go to get this bad boy worked on? I have to imagine something is going to come up once I start ripping 220mph standing miles.  

As the special lady friend and I purchased our real tree this year, I found out that prices on the West Coast will sky rocket next year. Apparently all of the x-mas tree farms are being converted to weed and hops. Best news I got that week, guess I’ll just have to double down on those next year.

We’ve reached a new level where not only do you have to catch the ball, you have to do it in style. I bet there are thousands of coaches out there cringing about how many failed one-handed catches they’re going to have to continue to suffer through.

Seriously how did no one in the booth catch that?

Honest question- do these things drive terribly after all this is done? Is there much of a difference between this and stancing a car in terms of ruining drivetrain geometry?

RIP Craig. Seemed like a great, easy-going guy who walked to the beat of his own drum. We could use more people like him in the world.

Yeah this just makes me cringe. I feel sorry for everyone involved. He’s probably the GTR guy who kept his hand on the parking brake the entire time during his track day.