I had a student driving with me once in the work car. Then she got cut off, and she was all 'urgh! Asian drivers!'. She was Asian.

This is pretty much exactly how my cat is. (GOD I JUST LOVE CATS SO MUCH.)

Jez needs to replace all Kardashian and Bieber Tweets with Kumail’s. He kills it multiple times a day on Twitter. He needs to be on every Tweet Beat.

THAT. IS. TREMENDOUS. It’s like a cross between a miss america essay question answer and a monologue from Mean Girls

I don’t know, but she is clearly having a lot of trouble understanding race relations, punctuation, and how colors work. I hope she gets the help she needs in school, and, in the meantime, at least she has her kind and loving personality to fall back on.

They didn’t know! It wasn’t on social media yet, so they didn’t know!

Oh, they’re not so very racist.

Baby Ryan Reynolds is adorable.

Kumail is such a treasure

This this this. My baby will be two soon and I’d kill a room full of motherfuckers before I’d let anyone starve him, and I’m not even a particularly good parent.

Well, this child had already exited the womb, so no one really cares. I mean, it's not like we're a country that invests in education or health care for our youth.

Today, we are all that atheist.

Man, I try not to be That Atheist, but this kid literally died because someone had told his family and members of his community a bunch of fairy tales about demons and shit.

SAY YES TO DRUGS AND PIZZA

Well, they have been somewhat replaced by others. Melisandre is pretty horrible. And for that matter, Stannis is really coming into his full cockness. But yeah, the Hound was a great antihero, and I always wanted to see him kill his brother. Joffrey I'm glad to see gone, but the death of Tywin surprised me. To me he…

What makes you think that the Hound is dead? He was awfully messed up, but fans should know by now - if they dont die on screen - then you cant know that they are dead. The others of course are certainly confirmed so.

Yeah, episodes 1 and 10 are always 'Check in on as many people as you can, remind folks of where we are at.'

Hopefully the Brienne and Podrick tour continues though.

The first episode of last season was done in a very similar way. I think that after a year, the creators need to use the first episode to establish a "Here's Where Everyone is Now... In Case You Forgot".

I got a real "Odd Couple" feel from them, and I like it!