That last picture made me tear up. I love that she has two daughters; mother/daughter bonds are the best. (BRB, texting my mom that photo.)

Maybe Barack is still making the girls write those reflection essays? Nothing ruins a vacation like having to write a 10 page paper on it afterwards.

Totally agree. Many people (assholes) seem to think the First Lady is some sort of horrible scowl monster who's always scowling with disdain at white America.

I say this with all the love I have for this family (read: lots and lots), but look at her sister, her mom, and her grandma. This is not disdain for a family vacation. This is hereditary RBF.

Christ. I don't have any words for this and certainly can't craft a "highlight-worthy" comment, but feel compelled to say that my thoughts are with this woman and her loved ones. This is absolutely gut-wrenching.

Yeah, I felt weird announcing it anywhere because sometimes I don't know how much of myself I should give to the internet. But I did put up a kind of oblique post about it on my tumblr and then, IDK, I'm just really excited and happy and I feel pretty comfortable with my little afternoon Dirt Bag crowd, so, yeah.…

DON'T CLICK THE VIDEO! FOR THE LOVE OF DOG IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD! DAMN YOU LINDY!

As I was typing it out, I was afraid it sounded too much like yet another meaningless breast cancer " awareness" slogan. I think breast-bearers are aware of breast cancer grumble grumble get off my lawn

You will literally not believe how many amazing videos of paint drying I have. Your mind will be blown! :D

That's fine Mark, I didn't plan on sleeping tonight anyway. No need to apologize.

Gawd contouring again.. Etss everywhere!!

I read that story yesterday and this was the saddest quote to me:

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

Also, Kat Denning's cat is really cute.

I actually like Taylor Swift's painting.

Jessica Simpson's little girl cracks me up. Such a cutie patootie.

Her horns killed it!

Don't miss the part where she throws up horns.

If a bunch of white guys were complaining about Indians playing DND and saying it was a game for white people only, Indians aren't good at it and therefore Indian men shouldn't butt in, you'd call that racist right? You'd be offended that your skill level was perceived as non-existent based on your ethnicity wouldn't…

For real. I had some guy on OKC (surprisingly :|) tell me that I wasn't a nerd, I was just a pretty girl who has nerdy hobbies. I'm an astrophysicist.

Hey bud, replace that with any other group, and you sound like a total ass.