I want to make a smart comment, but all I can say is

Are we meant to think Tyra keeps the VS Angel Wings in her vagina?

I was very proud of how Ellen kept it together at the end. I mean, wasn't this a golden opportunity for a comedian?

When I was in the 8th Grade we were supposed to keep journals for English class. We were supposed to write 5 pages a week. My teacher, Ms. Gaffney (the best!), would count the pages and then give us a check, check plus, or check minus. I got so far ahead in my journal it never occurred to me that she was actually…

The "Pita" bit had me start guffawing. I love puns and plays-on-words, so this is just what I needed for today.

Why so finicky, Finnicky? hahaha Sesame Street is on Fire!

Totally. And could break your heart when needed too. I think she's overlooked in Girl, Interrupted.

I still get really strangely sad about Brittany Murphy when I see her on screen or read her name. She was not done showing us her talent, by half. This is really sad, I hope her family get the closure they're looking for.

The rest of the fucking planet manages OK on paying it's wait staff too.

I'm kind of digging the "Courtney Love As 1920s Drum Major Chanteuse" look that's happening here.

1993— but otherwise your comment is accurate.

My boss, for example, gives us the "I feel so terrible I can't pay you guys more!" speech almost every monthly staff meeting. "I'd love to pay my dishwashers $10/hour!" "I'd love to pay you a minimum wage!"—- but you know, he's a struggling small business owner! We should…

Not everywhere. Here in Washington state, the minimum wage is the minimum wage. Period.

Waiters are paid less than minimum wage on the assumption that they will get tips during their shifts.

You know what the minimum wage for servers is around $2.00 an hour, right?

"I'm sorry but I cannot tip because I don't agree with your lifestyle & how you live your life."

Yes! But pay waiters a living wage first.

Abolish tipping culture.

Needs moar #SFBatkid

"... a.k.a the human equivalent of testing positive for chlamydia."