I love Natalie Dormer b/c her face ALWAYS seems to look like it's saying that. Her face is the embodiment of sly.

I would very much like some hot butterbeer in my town RIGHT NOW. Starbucks, you're on notice.

I WANT TO BE AT THIS PARTYYYYY.

I approve of this gif!

I was weirdly tense for a second because I thought he was going to make me feel bad for liking Cracker Barrel's food. But in the end, I find we are really pretty much on the same page about it. You get me, Hannibal.

This child wins the internets.

This is fantastic! What a sweetie. You do you, Queso.

Well that is about the most devastating thing I've ever heard. I can't even wrap my head around that kind of loss. I'm really glad that he got to sing to his baby.

I have never been happier to have had a boy.

I don't really follow the country music, but I watched part of that video and I have just got to say that Miranda Lambert in that sassy, black, bobbed wig is unbelievably gorgeous! She should adopt that look on the permanent.

Just a day or two ago, I was thinking about her—about how Nov 1 is coming fast, and wondering how she's doing with that. It occurred to me that maybe she's feeling better than she predicted she would by now, and I thought, "Well, shit, I hope she doesn't go through with November 1 if she's feeling ok and still has a…

I wish I could start every day with John Oliver and Jane Goodall.

Glad I'm not the only one who ugly cried at this amazeballs ad. I usually feel dirty inside when I have a Pavlovian reaction to a well-made ad, but this one was genuinely inspiring. Mo'ne for President of the World!

This is horrifying. I am so, so glad you and your family are okay.

Wow, yeah, also one of my favorite songs of ever. I remember watching her perform it on SNL years ago, and it was the rawest, most powerful thing I'd ever seen a performer do onstage. Awed.

Put down the tweezers. Put down the tweezers.

Reading this brought back such a massive surge of memories. I only waited tables once, for a summer, in Jellystone National Park. It was, hands down, the most stressful job ever. I had stress nightmares all summer long—and long after the gig. And because I had absolutely no waiting experience before that gig, I…

I have, for years, been getting my naturally very blonde brows tinted light brown at the salon because manually darkening my brows evenly with brow pencil every GD morning makes me want to scream. I see all these models bleaching their brows and am tempted to take advantage of this…

Seriously; they just need to have their own show. Maybe it could even be a variety show in the venerable tradition of Sonny & Cher, Donnie & Marie, etc. I would DVR that shit so fast.

Oh, Linds, nice to see you're setting the bar high so for yourself—praising yourself for showing up. I'm going to adopt this attitude at work, going forward. Whenever I a) show up for work and b) make it through the day without killing anyone or setting the office on fire, I'm going to hit my boss up for a raise. …