How do you know his kids aren’t wealthy Japanese execs?
teamsmith
teamsmith
You’d go there even after the massacre? It’s such a dangerous place...
There’s no such thing as time travel. If there was, we’d probably be living in some shitty alternate timeline where Biff becomes President of the United States or something. And that would just be ridiculous.
I actually wish they would. Just take out the A90 text and we’re good to go.
“Kids, shut the f*ck up and get back inside, stop bothering me. I’m trying to fabricate a back seat so we can spend some quality time together, you little brats! NOW GO BOTHER YOUR MOTHER!”
Maybe they entered the wrong apartment, too?
Are you a stay-at-home mom? What’s your one weird trick? Do insurance companies HATE you?
Skyfall turned into a Home Alone sequel in the last half-hour
“We need to make something that looks like a Tahoe, but if it were unlicensed in a Video Game.”
Hyperloop tunnels are great for hiding bodies.
I agree 100%.
Hell yeah. Expected, wanted, and got this.
You have the questions of someone who is seriously considering it.
If a server brings my dog some chicken tenders, do I have to tip on the value of the tenders?
Except that the Kona has way more range than Keanu.
It’s so cool and so rare that I don’t want it anymore!
While you’re visiting, you want to stop by and take my kids for a ride? They like ice cream and I could use a break.
Hell - I accidentally brought two knives on board once, and one on the return trip (forgot they were in the bag outbound, TSA caught them on the return trip, which immediately after I had to go to jury duty, and the scanner there caught the second knife I forgotten about). So, yeah- I can see them not flagging the…