“Hey David, is the car ready?” he asked. “I’ve been sitting at home because I don’t have a way to get around.”

The correct repair procedure for this vehicle:

I’m the damn paterfamilias!

Neutral: develop an Uber or Lyft type app for tractor-trailer drivers and offer an avocado toast bonus to the millennials who sign up.

This is going to sound really salty, but it’s amazing what young people can accomplish when their parents can afford things like this. I honestly wonder how many great talents are wasted due to nothing but a lack of funds. Regardless, good on him and I hope he can make this into a career and not just a hobby.

The worst part was his GPS kept saying “recalculating route” over and over.

You are wrong and there is no reason to be so aggressive. The Liberty was not AWD. It had a true 4wd system, meaning that the base model was RWD.

On top of the roof is the dryer rack.

Front loading washer.

I didn't read anything in italics. Was it good?

Right, this seems to be less about Papa John being overtly racist than about the PR firm realizing his extraordinary capacity for committing unforced errors.

“You’re gonna scrub these goddamn floor tiles until you know what a square looks like!”

Loose-loose is how I would describe bowl movements created from Papa John’s pizza.

Legend has it that Lil Papa John became inspired to start his company after seeing a pizza delivery truck dragging a black man behind it.  

I just walk quickly through the corridors every hour or so with a stack of paper in my hands. It seems to have worked a far. 

Super anal you say? I have a friend who may like to meet your friend. 

Icy, what you did there. Really cold.

Neutral: Is The UAW Good Or Bad?

#ReceiptGate2018WTFBBQHD+

People don’t think it be like it is, but it do.