I’m waiting for article on why women are relegated to sitting on the swingsets in these male dominated hoonathons.

I may be wrong, but I think you just wanted to start a rant on “rider’s rights!”, which is fine- and your side seems to be winning that argument, but making the jump from seatbelt laws to helmet laws is too far, in my opinion. There are some stupid people out there who would not buckle their kids up if it wasn’t…

Prepare the fatted calf!

I’m pretty sure you don’t want to be strapped to your motorcycle in case of a whoopsie.

So not even the good Dakota. I wouldn’t wear a watch there either. It would only serve as reminder as how many hours are left before I can go back to sleep and dream of being somewhere else.

Is there an opportunity to haggle on price or are you paying full sticker? It sounds lovely but seems like, if you have to pay full pop, I would be better off haggling and using that money for an all expenses paid trip to somewhere less pretentious.

I recognize the other places but only in so much that their purpose is served to show how great America is by comparison.

Have you never driven a golf cart at a campground or vacation community? There is something unreasonably enjoyable about driving a rickety vehicle without doors or windshield, even at 12 mph. In contrast, if you make me drive my convertible coupe at 12mph, I will trade that joy for impatience and rage.

Mountain? Mountain Standard the least relevant time zone in the US. Do you hippies in Boulder even wear watches?

On the contrary, I believe it takes a lot of effort and skill to come across this tired and flippant.

ET is the only time. Greenwich is just a couple streets on the lower west side. I set my GMT hand to Greenwich Manhattan time as a backup to the normal hand which is also pointed to ET.

I’m planning to air it tonight with my nearly 4 year old. How’s the language? Any potty mouth I should look out for? I’ve had to pre-screen Matt Leblanc’s TG because of all mild swearing.

This is some great writing. The effort put into properly conveying your lack of energy is noted. I could almost feel the fatigue. I assume you immediately took a nap afterward.

I’m planning to watch with my almost 4 year old tonight. Any language that’s not family friendly I should be aware of? I recall these guys generally watch the potty mouth but I have to pre-screen the Matt Leblanc Top Gear shows.

Did they only steal the rims? I would have taken the entire wheel.

For a regular Rubicon and not a Hard Rock/Recon? I thought they were still around $40k.

The 3.0CRD was a $4500 adder for the GC, are we now looking at the prospoects of a $50k Diesel Rubicon JLU?

I wonder if it’s still a core exercise to sit in the rear seats due to the terrible forward leaning seatbacks. I know it’s not supposed to be a family car but a 991's backseat puts it to shame.

“13 Radiators”

I think his problem is he doesn’t know how to use the sepia filter on his phone. How can he expect to create that nostalgic feel of #vanlife without some sepia magic?