Looks like Watt may have broken his hand jerking off again.

I’m voting for Clinton too.

1) This dumb election has made every single politically minded person lose their minds and I can’t wait until it’s over

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Lindor should be used to balls being consumed.

I hope to see at least 68 more posts like this.

Best Post on Deadspin

He throws his hands up. Don’t you get it?

This is the Bernie Bro phenomenon in a nutshell: a good-enough idea (pointing out the superdelegate system is fundamentally undemocratic) runs into an obnoxious social media tactic, helmed by someone who seems like a bit of a dick.

And just now:

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Who Gat

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Bartolo Colon once cracked a rib while working on a mound, but it was strictly to get at the marrow.

Robocop.

Austin and Dallas are both garbage cities, and I say this as a Texan.

Austin is waaaay overrated, too. It’s an island of mediocre weirdness in the doldrums of the Red State Sea. I’d give it points for trying, but...

LA should be 53. Awful, terrible place.

That's gotta be a mistake. The only thing Oakland is top 4 in is the AFC West. And that's only because they can't get any lower.