That match was absolutely insane, especially because it would’ve made Morata an instant legend.

So you admit Rubio’s a chicken.

“Is it because you know he would have waxed the woman you’ll all end up voting for?”

Um, it’s a steel business. How else do you think steel erection happens?

They’re both assholes for bringing a child into this world purely to meet their self-serving needs.

His daughters must feel so wanted and loved.

Holy shit, this is too much fuckedupedness for one story. Needs a male heir? Replacing the person she killed driving drunk? Aaaahhhh!

Austin. Shitty. Limits.

If a stink bomb goes off on the Jersey Shore, does anyone notice? Does the smell actually improve?

When I was a punk kid, I threw a stink bomb at a life-guard’s booth at the Jersey Shore. The stink bomb was very light, and was caught up in the wind (read, I made a bad throw) and I beaned him in the back with it.

This is like a bank asking for a bailout after all their executives mishandled millions in other peoples’ money. Like that would ever happen!

This is my Christmas morning! Still kind of bummed that the boring Amanda Miranda Panda beat the sublime Tunis Van Peenen last year.

There was only one incident, some people just really hate Billy and like to keep rubbing it in.

No, that’s a perfectly reasonable way to read that bit of copy—assuming of course that your desire is NOT to have you social politics whenever even remotely plausible.

Ummm yeah. I thought it was promoting fearlessness. Was confused when opened the article

That’s what I’m seeing, personally.

That’s how I read it. Still seems like a weird thing to put on a t-shirt.

It’s not just you who read it that way. That’s how I read it too. I was wondering how it was “rapey” when it was encouraging people to say no if they didn’t want to do something. It seems more anti-rape to me.

Yeah that’s how I’m reading it too? Maybe I need more caffeine?