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“Shit, I thought the police were justified, but since LeBron is sitting out a late December game, I guess maybe shooting that 12 year old WAS unjustified” is something I’m sure the prosecutor would have thought. Missed opportunity, LeBron.

It’s just never enough for some people.

Scott’s tots?

The US has been hitting ISIS hard in Syria, with a precision air attack the equivalent of Oklohoma’s. And Congress has prposed new immigration measures to make getting into the country tougher than running on Alabama’s defense.

I would pay good money to watch Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith argue with these kids about their answers.

Still better than First Take.

This is Kinja. I will work my old tired joke until it is dead, and then I will work it some more.

The real question is what Deadspin reader sent in this tip and is trying to find some soap watching buddies. Or as he probably hopes to refer to them ‘My Story Bros’

Pretty sure the center of a “Fans of college football and people who watch General Hospital” venn diagram is pretty slim.

God that made me want to kill myself.

Until i see an art major take Differential Equations, Cal 1-3 and theory and stats plus linear algebra like all the other STEM subjects do. Art doesn’t belong in STEM, just like any “soft science.” I can’t wait to see what happens if/when Japan goes through what they are pushing. I know we (USA) would never go for

STOP BRAGGING IT’S NOT A GOOD LOOK

Christ, just cause you’re really good at these extremely difficult panda puzzles doesn’t mean you need to be a dick about it.

Hold on, I’ve called 911 and they’re going to send a SWAT team to your house to rescue you from whoever’s holding a gun to your head and forcing you to read articles you’re not interested in

Find the fucking panda

It’s right here

“We love the evangelicals and we’re polling so well. This Bible was given to me by my mother, going to Sunday school. … So, we love the Bible. It’s the best. We love ‘The Art of the Deal,’ but the Bible is far, far superior, yes.”

Jim Tomsula is a Pennsylvania guy.

Ever since they were peers in elementary school, Weeden has been waiting for an opportunity to get the upper hand on Jones.

In order: right, possible, wrong, very wrong, possible, wrong, extremely wrong, wrong but it’s so damn cold you couldn’t tell.