I know what they think they’re saying, but it’s not what they’re literally saying. “Don’t be a victim” is insulting to victims. It’s like “don’t be offended” when someone says something horrible.

Since you felt the need to call me out, I would definitely watch a wooden boy plug away at a frightened but cooperative garden gnome.

“I’m trying to win the game so I don’t get fired” is all we really needed.

Wonderful Kinja.

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

It’s not really a big deal that 1500 people stayed after the game. They had to wait for their dad to shower, meet with the media and impregnate his wife before they could go home.

Norman, fresh off the win that moved Carolina to 14-0, said the game revealed who Beckham really is.

Time to put this one down.

“I believe women” except when they say things that aren’t in line with my biases.

Fascinating the number of “I don’t believe her” comments that are popping up. If she had confirmed the rumors and had said Sean had assaulted her, this comment section would be filled with words of support.

Thankfully your opinion is irrelevant.

You don't think Sean looks even a little bit better? People have been saying shit about him for years and now it appears it was all based on lies. Seems like we might owe him an apology really.

No. His hand was higher than the rim on release, but the ball still arced to the hoop.

In a year of truly important sports investigations done by Deadspin, this is the apex.

She looks like Jackie Kennedy if Jackie was a dead ringer for Natalie Portman. 1/5 stars would not Portman again.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Because Kelly lied to get his visa revoked, thinking he would just disappear and she could keep the kids.