PUT A GRAPHIC BRAND OR BANNER ON IT.

The same fan threatened to blow up US Bank Stadium if the Vikings signed Robert Turbin.

The Cubs are going to win it in the next 3 or 4 years. I’m going to be elated and then quickly depressed when it happens.

Congratulations, you have earned 100 dillars from Deadspon.

Somewhere in Buffalo, there’s a dump site filled with only broken tables.

For starters, that list is not ranked.

Chelsea Are Just About Dead ... And Loving It!

Starring Leslie Nielsen as Jose Mourinho.

I can’t say i disagree with this. she has no talent, why do people care about her? she makes garbage clothes now, great!

Err, I mean, I’m a big Zidane fan, but if you’re honestly thinking that he’s better than Ali and/or Abdul-Jabbar, I don’t know what to tell you aside from “you’re wrong.”

You’re spelling it wrong. It’s more like “Oh, hai Mark.”

Oh, Hi Mark.

Guess you had to be there

If there is anyone who can fix leaks with a handful of spare parts, it’s Tomsula.

Well buried in the paper is a paragraph that seems to indicate that there is a similar effect for mothers of daughters versus mothers of sons, i.e. working moms are more likely to take parental leave if it’s a daughter versus a son:

Stanisclasse always struggled in one-round fights.

Surely he should know that it is available on BluRay, DVD, and Digital HD at all major retailers.

Welp, one thing is certain. Rick Pitino wouldn’t last 15 seconds in the ring.

Cammy’s Spiral Arrow, a perfectly reasonable way to scare the shit out of your own teammate.

I think you’re missing a word in the headline.