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It wouldn’t help.

1. Michigan

Seems legit to me.

I don’t understand why you’re getting so much crap for pointing out a misleading phrase in the article.

If the NFL wants to see Brady and the Patriots lose this thing so badly they should just get Eli Manning involved.

That. Never. Happened. They only asked his lawyer to provide transcriptions of relevant texts. They never asked for the phone. How has this myth become so perpetuated?

screenshotted at work because Drew is a SMUG GLORY BOY:

That’s a fine position to take until Brady needs to sue in court where the discovery process would require him to give the phone. If he intentionally destroyed it, he’s likely to lose the case simply on the basis of spoliation of evidence.

I did no such fucking thing. Is that you, Terry Collins?

Anytime someone in Boston cries about sports another angel gets its wings.

Pretty rude of Teixeira to beat up Stephen Drew like that

These massive block quotes of what he said are completely out of context.

Nomar Garciaparra wishes he’d hurry the fuck up.

You know what? Fuck Panama. During the qualification for the last world cup, to get into the hex, Canada went down to Panama for a game.

Haha they don’t even know they smell like syrup because they smell like that all the time!

The guy hit 488 career doubles and somehow people are surprised that he still knows how to find his way to second base.

I thought the Titans were part of the CFL’s failed “south of the border” experiment.

Because ignoring minority victims is totes cool, right?

Whenever someone tries to list all the NFL teams, the Titans are always the one they can’t seem to remember.