Err, I mean, I’m a big Zidane fan, but if you’re honestly thinking that he’s better than Ali and/or Abdul-Jabbar, I don’t know what to tell you aside from “you’re wrong.”

Josh Radnor, aka Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother.

Congrats on your children, Aiyden and Akasha.

He obviously walked into the house, found it empty, and assumed that the party was just super lame.

So you’re saying that it’s impossible to accidentally hit the e button twice without noticing?

I’ve never seen so many freshly bought hats at the same event.

How on Earth can you study the motivations behind that? Like, did they ask guys why they were doing this and get a lot of “oh, I was just trying to dominate everyone around me” responses?

Isn’t that the logic behind “broken windows” policing that everyone seems to hate?

I ride the bus to and from work every day. I see both men and women doing it at about the same rate and it’s almost always an absent-minded thing that they’ll correct if you ask. I really don’t like how it took on the term “manspreading” instead of, I don’t know, “being inconsiderate in a public space.”

Man, what I wouldn’t have given to take a full speed slapshot into the shoulder as a child...

Damn Samer, you’re gonna get your ass kicked by a less talented, equally self-assured Matt Stafford.

Typically, being a gunshot victim isn’t something people pass down to their kin.

Shut up.

Today is a good day. Cardinals fans are on suicide watch.

So even if trans-related murders were only 50% reported, that is still approximately the same murder rate as everyone else. I would think that, to qualify as an “epidemic” of homicides targeting trans people, it would have to be at least significantly greater than the mean.

Hmm. Just for conversation’s sake:

Hey, man, their Communications degrees are just as valuable as anyone else’s Communications degree.

Sorry about your terrible tattoo.

Isn’t it like $1.98 for a whole bottle of Boone’s Farm?

I sometimes feel like I’m the only person out there who thinks 99% of all tattoos are terrible regardless. Either the tattoo means nothing and looks stupid or the tattoo means something to you and looks stupid to everyone else.