As I'm sure you all know, Halloween is the best holiday, and WE ARE NOT SKIPPING IT GODDAMMIT.

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.

You have 20 or more such occasions in your history?!

Yup. Eating there is like playing the lottery. The poop-lottery. Explosively.

OMG, the gif really makes this whole story, ahahahahahahaha I'm so sorry.

Uh oh. That Crow may have belonged to another.

Will she make this kind of bet again?

MY vagina is a wet hot cave of wonders. I cannot speak for the rest of you...

"The Empire Cuts Fats" was a great follow up and "Return of the Jelli" was a decent third offering. The prequals were terrible especially "The Phantom Mayonaisse". "Attack of the Scones" wasn't much better. Film three "Revenge of the Dips" was decent, but the final scenes were tasteless and clearly spread too thin.

Hopefully this will help a little.

this is totally unrealistic. Madagascar would have closed the ports right off the bat.

Mr Hardy was asked if he recommend people see "This Mean War" and this was all he would say on the matter.

Yeah. I think Facebook and Twitter have to be a press secretary's worst nightmare.

It should be noted that there are people advising politicians who are absolute cretins. But as a political reporter, I've seen plenty of examples of politicians who clearly don't follow their staff's recommendations and say/do whatever they want. Either they are deluded enough to believe their supporters will still…

My crisis communications prof has an analogy for cleaning up after dumb politicians as a PR practitioner: "Sir, you have given me a turd. I can buff it, shine it, and I can even spray paint it gold. But at the end of the day, it's still a turd."

Sanford’s PR team:

Look at how he's dealing with his divorce, or how he dealt with being caught cheating. The dude has a serious narcissism issue. He thinks he is always right and justified, and that all his problems are caused by others. You can't PR that shit, he won't listen.