While Columbia's administration has proved themselves to be a bunch of dicks, its campus culture is usually pretty open to this type of thing and there has been a lot of support amongst the student body for these girls who have come forward. Columbia students can be annoyingly righteous sometimes, but it's the type of…

Freedom of speech, according to Reddit, means posting the nudes, then censoring the efforts to reveal who was responsible for gathering them.

Clearly, when it comes to this guy's personality, there's groom for improvement.

Now we know why Cee-Lo is going to be turned into a Cenobite.

NO. NOT THIS TIME. I'M RECLAIMING BUTT IMPALINGS.

I'm moving tomorrow. The dreaded Sept. 1 Boston moving day. It's just me and my 62-yr-old dad and his pickup truck because moving companies are stupid expensive. I hope it's not too hard on him. I also built my bed frame inside my room so I'm worrying about it getting through the door and fitting it into the truck….

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

On my last day of work my office threw a little party for me and said nice things about me, and then I had to say some nice things in return. I really, really wanted to just tell Nate the Snake, but chickened out ... it was probably for the best since they were nice people and it would have been terribly rude.

Juan/Amal is one of my late grandpa's favorite puns. Here's another:

Dan Savage recommends just narrating the action in your sex voice. Like, "Oh yeah I love it when you [do whatever thing it is you're doing to me right now]," or, "Do you want to [do whatever thing that was probably coming next anyway]." Also, "Your cock is beautiful and shines like a thousand suns."

I'd actually take it as a sign that he likes you and wants to see you more. (I could be projecting here, but if I see no future with a guy, I don't even bother with directions since I know I won't be coming back to that well.) Everyone likes different things (despite what Cosmo may have led us to believe) and he…

pretty good, right?

I once had to write an essay about my hero. I could have written about any number of inspirational people. But, I wrote about my grandpa because he was the best person I knew. I should have told him that.

Good news! Remember Facebook's charming group Team No Hoes? I reported that page to Facebook as violating its terms of service for containing gender-based hate speech, and almost immediately received a canned response to the effect of "no it doesn't." Well, last week, I got another email from Facebook with the…