I’m looking forward to witnessing the Party of National Security try to sell Trump’s destruction of our most important and successful security alliance. I’m expecting crickets, as usual.

When is Trump going to announce we’re pulling out of the UN? Before or after he pulls us out of NATO?

I’ve gotten to the point where my signature is just a bunch of illegible squiggly lines. It makes life easier.

I bet Trump plants dudes along Melania’s routes to horndog for the cameras so he can show the world what a “piece” he still has.

And yet Jon Stewart is the one off the air while Tucker is getting the biggest ratings of his career. Every detail of our society is depressing.

I know what you mean

What gets me, beyond the policy implications, is that all the cheating, corruption and dishonesty the Republicans have pulled gets rewarded beyond their wildest dreams.

That’s a part of the country where a lot of registered Democrats, Democrats who voted for Obama, voted for Trump.

Don’t cut yourself on that edge, Mr. Lord

I like David Lynch but the point is that these people who are immune from the policies of our government because of their wealth sound like assholes when they go on about “disruptions” or “revolutions” that result from someone like Trump.

That is literally what he said.

Alternate timelines

Megyn Kelly

The razorback hat lacks the delicate refinement of the cheesehead hat.

I’m guessing they did it so their side can attack the media for “faking” outrage over her clothes instead of reporting how caring she was to the grateful children.

I’m guessing they did it so their side can attack the media for “faking” outrage over her clothes instead of reporting on how caring she was to the grateful children.

I’m guessing they did it so their side can attack the media for “faking” outrage over her clothes instead of reporting how caring she was to the grateful children.

Uh...here ya’ go

Thankfully they threw that case out but I don’t know how much longer we can rely on the courts to protect the 1st Amendment, what with McConnell’s unprecedented fast tracking of hardcore right-wing nominees and the potential of Trump getting at least 3 Supreme Court vacancies to fill.

Imagine their shock when they start locking people up for saying mean things about Trump/GOP. “How did this happen?” they’ll cry. Cowardly and just plain stupid.