I want her to go full Mad King and become the villain.

Dude, you’ve probably been jacking it to Pornhub this whole time

Do coaches get drug tested?

The only Hollywood Squares I saw had Triumph the Insult Comic on and it was hilarious. Triumph got in some good shots at Al Roker and Kathy Lee Gifford while Tom Bergeron was crying laughing the whole time. I guess what I’m trying to say is that Bergeron was a good sport and seemed like a cool guy.

What happened to the actor who played Wheels would be even too depressing for Degrassi Jr. High.

The same thing also applies to groups who have “freedom” or “liberty” in their names .

I was at a friend’s house in downtown Charleston, grilling on his front porch, when Bill Murray just strolled up and asked what we were cooking. He stuck around for awhile, eating some ribs, drinking a beer and just shooting the shit. It was pretty surreal. Apparently he does that kind of stuff all the time.

I loved The Critic when it was airing but watched a couple of episodes recently and, boy, is it dated. At least the constant movie gags are more justified than The Family Guy’s lazy skits.

Zahn McClarnon was excellent, and terrifying, in Fargo.

Bullshit. Bible-thumpers are some of the most judgmental, racist, sexist bigots in this country.

I laughed through this whole article. Thanks for that.

Yep. Movies haven’t legitimately scared me since I was a kid but horror games can almost make me shit my pants.

The part in Audition where the bag behind her jumped is one of the most effective scenes I’ve witnessed. It instantly let you know something was deeply, deeply wrong.

According to the top picture, Graham is so weird he can transform himself into Roy Moore.

One of the examples of reddit being used for actual good is the subreddit devoted to the terrible things people do to their Sims.

“Trump wins reelection with 98% of the vote” is a headline I can imagine happening. Seriously, every horrible thing we can think of is more than possible. Good times.

I worked the register at a dry cleaners and a woman paid a $15 bill with a pillow case full of change. We were too busy to count so I took it and moved on. Counted it later and it was $3 short, which made my register short, so it was taken out of my paycheck. Not the worst thing in the world but, man, did that piss me…

I believe they handle everything with, “how does this piss off the libs.”

So it wasn’t 9/11 that signaled the beginning of the end of our society but 1997's The Real World.

How do people who aren’t paid to do this find the time? There’s no way I can invest my own time to build PCs and spend half my day gaming. I wish I could.