I ponder whether this sage will take any potshots at Chris Kluwe. I am expecting this to be the greatest thing on the webb.

Question Drew. As you are a Vikings fan, are you really going to tear your favorite team a new asshole for the next one?

:D

Your comment has led to a realization for me.

If Apple, that bastion of excellent customer service, that can-do-no-wrong tech company that seems to make every customer happy as a clam is capable of such assbassoonery, I wonder what goes on at Lenovo's ThinkPad customer support department?

VENI

Congratulations mentlegen. I think this suffices as an award, don't you?

+1

Dear Subaru,

"Gas mileage sucks."

10/10. Would +1.

Bazinga!

Now that's what I call a Fisker Flambé.

btw, you have no idea how excruciating it was just to write that drivel of a reply to you. my braincells are committing japanese sword suicide now.

See, it's people like you that are the problem. There, I said it. People like you are ruining the brand. People who buy the cars for the badge and nothing else...OOH I GOT A M3 AND IT SAYS LIME ROCK WHICH MAKES ME SEEM LIKE A RACING DRIVER...and it's ORANGE!!! I am so going to love commuting in this thing...it's even…

Anyone knows you can't do a proper cage with a vert. Poor structural rigidity. If only more people gave a damn...

Fuck that. Everyone who knows anything knows BMW's been turning out shit since the E30 M3. I mean, seriously, who's fucking idea was it to give the E36 a slushbox. Flappy paddles on the E46? And don't even get me started on that huge, overweight, bloated as fuck, leatherized, luxurized, fattened up, downright…

The V8 in the new, bloated, overweight, pseudo-luxury M3 killed it for me. And now we're going to a turbo six. When the original I4 M3 got great performance out of only two FUCKING liters.

What the fucking fuck is this shit? Since when did BMW start sending their car design to Zagato. And lopping the top off. Seriously guys, BMW is dead to me. I mean, no Bangle? No butt? No sport sedan? I mean, you can't even do a proper Hofmeister kink without a top, jeebus. What the fucking fuck guys? BMW is selling…

Wert was too busy selling phones and things.