A quick timeline: Jen and Brad met twenty years ago. They were together for not quite a full six years before Brad met Angie. And then their relationship quickly shattered. Brangelina lasted twelve years. Twice that of Brad and Jen.

There’s a huge difference between “being friends” and “being friendly.” Dumpers say the former when they mean the latter, but yearning dumpers take the former literally.

I dated a woman for a while. That sounds like every party we went to, minus the millions of dollars in the guests’ bank accounts. The first hour of each party was spent trying to sort out who used to date who and who they’re dating now, and who they used to date and when that was

Title of RBG’s sex tape.

I did a show with her at UCB and I can confirm that she always looks spokesmodel beautiful, even for a casual read through or rehearsal. More importantly, she’s hilarious.

“Who here has the confidence to do everything I say without question?”

“About a decade ago, I asked my commercial agent to stop submitting me to anything alcohol related because I wasn’t the “hot girl” and the experience of trying to be “the hot girl” was throwing what little self esteem I had left in the gutter. I wanted out.”

Let me get this straight. They had female actors dance in bikinis (to the song Milkshake no less) for a role that included neither dancing nor bikinis.......

No doubt they shot them in shell bikinis and it tested REALLY poorly with the target audience. 

I feel like that casting associate had a different reaction to watching Mad Men, that most people did. Dude, it wasn’t a how-to lesson.

Honestly, the team at Anheuser-Busch probably had zero idea that this was going on or that anyone was uncomfortable. Obviously someone on the client side was reviewing the auditions of the final selects prior to confirming talent. However, they hire a production company who hires the director and casting directors,…

That’s one of the stupidest excuses I’ve seen in a while. To show their confidence? Um, how about have them read the lines written? What the hell!

The MOST confident move was to stand there with RBF instead of kowtowing to that director’s whims.

Riiiight!? This is the moment when you say, “this was a massive mistake and we have learned our lesson.” This company is run by absolute idiots.

“The behavior described in the Vice article is completely unacceptable and goes against everything that our brand and company stand for, now that you’ve figured out it was us the article was talking about.”

“[E]ach actor was asked to dance at the beginning of their audition as this was a way to show one’s level of confidence.”

Elisabeth Moss is an all-in Scientologist, so her opinion on anything should be subject to out of hand dismissal.  I am taking a HARD pass on this one. 

The IV drug cocktail handed out by the state keeps you pretty well hydrated on its own

If you don’t think there is such a thing as Russian glamour, then you have never had a warming swig of vodka while driving to work when it is -27 celsius, my friend. 

We did the same thing for Rio.