I believe the fathers killed themselves partly due to the narrative we have that men are the protectors of the family.

💯👏

Retail taught me that there are only 9 basic Christmas songs. But becuase every musician has covered them, corporate thinks they can get away with 5 different renditions of Rudolph and we won’t notice. 

What if Jordyn gets pregnant from this one hookup, answer the new storyline is that Jen yet again cheated on (one of) his babymama? 

I wish I could give you another star for use of “jibroni”

EXAclty! If they’re too young to understand words, they’re definitely too you to understand why you’re hitting them.

This doctor should lose his license just because he thought she’d have sex while also having a lesion in her vagina. What a fucking idiot.

Switzerland is overwhelmingly white and wary ignored ANY foreigners (even if they’re white), but they do have this tradition of secrecy, especially if you have money.

Alcohol does not cause rosacea,which is a genetic condition, very often inheritable. Alcohol can exacebate rosacea, making it darker or brighter, but your comment could be construed as meaning all people with rosacea are alcoholics.

“I actually really hated people telling me it wasn’t my fault because I felt like they were telling me I had no agency and that these kinds of things just happen...”

Fly in first-class style...

Sure...their personal assistants will be visiting every day and their phones will certainly not be off!

Woman who cares about other people’s kids gives birth to her own kid, then realizes no one but her cares.

Generally two weeks after your first contact with the herpes virus, you have your first (and often worst) outbreak at the site of infection. Generally when your are sick or stressed, your body has a harder time fighting back the virus, which = outbreak.

AGREED

This sounds amazing for all involved!!

If you are apologizing only to be forgiven, then you truly aren’t sorry.

Me reading the Jezebel commentariat’s fighting over The Best Chris:

Nice! *high fives, but misses and slaps your face*

Now I’m a woman, but I find sarcastic commentary more useful with these gorilla-handshakers (no offence to gorillas):