I prefer Jemima with her “Girls” hair soooo much better.  

Understanding science is hard. Much easier to read garbage on the internet. There’s a reason doctors don’t just learn how to be doctors by reading the internet.

I actually make my own essential oil blends for migraine pain and muscle aches, and put them in roller bottles for to-go use.  But obviously I dilute it in sweet almond oil rather than applying it directly from the bottle, and I’m also not going to sub the oil in for the drugs!  And oh God, the pain of the oil in the…

The internet also gives you a wealth of peer-reviewed, evidence-based information, and thank goodness for that because thanks to the internet I figured out that 1) there was another migraine medication that might work for me because it had a longer half-life than the one I was originally prescribed 2) there’s an…

I have a cousin that lives in the country and tends to be open-minded to a fault. He tells me he didn’t vaccinate his baby girl because some anesthesiologist says we don’t need vaccines anymore. And I get it, someone who is educated should be a source of credible information. I’m not giving my cousin a pass and you…

But...what did she think the peppermint oil was going to do exactly? Why not really go for it and rub toothpaste in the kid’s eye? 

I don’t know...without the internet, how will I self-diagnose lupus every time I have a headache?!?!

Adam Driver is my #1 true love idek what the fuck Jemima is on about.

Exactly! Vaccinations not only protect those vaccinated, it protects those who CANNOT be vaccinated.

Widespread Internet access has been one of the worst things for modern medicine and science in general. Right now I can go on Twitter and say that lavender oil can cure cancer because I’ve done research. One person sees it, retweets it and then all of a sudden people start taking lavender oil for cancer. It takes…

If you’re like me, it’s because you’ve watched “The Fall” on Netflix.

Martina Clements, 41, a Portland mom who didn’t vaccinate her two children until recently, said the anti-vaccine community uses fear to raise doubts about vaccine safety. But parents who support immunizations can be belittling.

Nice marmot.

He has a “boy next door” appeal, actually. I mean, more so before he started trying his level best to look like Jared Leto’s “Suicide Squad” Joker stand-in.

Service ferrets trained to climb up pant legs. Nobody can sexually assault another person while a ferret scurries around their jumble-giblets.

Yup. That hotel chain encourages guests to take the penguins around the hotel for pictures (a.k.a. free advertising). This feels like SponCon coming from a celebrity.

They are the answer, but for opposite reasons. Like... I don’t need to cuddle a rando if I feel touch-starved. Dating?! Pah! Chopper and Cujo are master cuddlers, and they look at me with such love. especially after a long walk in the park or when I whip up something even slightly fancy for dinner. Honestly, my dogs…

He is on a iconic show, is funny and damaged, probably has a couple $$, and apparently, has a big peen.

Service dogs just might be the answer to dating in the Metoo# era.