“Revel in” I get.  “Relish” Same.  Can I get a ruling on “Relish in”?  Is that a thing?

That Toni Morrison quote though!

There’s a soulcycle around the corner from my office and an equinox across the street from that. I go to the opposite corner and work out at blink fitness, which has everything I need for a fraction of the price. It’s not about location, it’s about what you want to do.

Does the average Peloton buyer use it more than four times? Once the first jacket gets draped over the handlebars, doesn’t it just become a bedroom valet?

Just make sure you get a treadmill in the front of the class.

Oh, they’re totally avoidable, even here in the vortex of it all. In fact, I live equal distance between the two highest profile soul cycles (Beverly Hills and the West Hollywood mothership), yet have never had any interest whatsoever.

They probably get suspicious after the third of fourth time that week, though.

Peloton commercials are so pretentious, they make a life of sloth seem preferable.

Cold weather, ice and snow don’t stop runners here in Minneapolis. It amazes me every winter when I see them running on icy sidewalks and trails and somehow not falling - and the majority are not wearing crampons. I am not a runner. I am terrified of falling on ice just walking my dog. Minneapolis runners truly are a…

It’s not the cold in the winter that keeps people running indoors, its straight up dangerous to run on the street and sidewalks in some places because of all the snow/ice. If cars can only drive single file on a two way street there is no way a runner can safely navigate it as well. Forget the sidewalk because there…

“...customizes the variables of treadmill running—speed, duration, incline, and recovery...”

Grande: “I’M A GRILL!”

Counterpoint: she (and I) love barbecue and want to tell people in their first language.

Why? There’s Google Translate.

I think she actually lucked out—”BBQ Grill” is a much better tattoo.

She absorbs it through osmosis. You know, kind of like the time she licked all those donuts and then proclaimed how much she hated America. One lick was all it took for her to realize how much she hated us (despite being one of us) which is really quite impressive; it usually takes a day or two for most people.

Warning - Marvel nerd post.

That’s hilarious, Ariana. Do more, do more!

The extent of misogyny and racism in this world shouldn’t surprise me but it still does somehow.

Suddenly I wish that social media existed back in the 80s/90s for an outright Fergie/Di social media beef-fest. I mean the tabloids did their best, but could never hold a candle to Twitter.