oh fuck shit, missed that one. May it forever be misread by anyone seeing it as “kickmetoo”, and swiftly followed by a foot to the nuts of the bearer.

Yes, this is definitely a product line for Trump bros. #lickmetoo? FFS

Also feel free to continue to critique the pubes you're face-planting on.

Ugh I used to have a lecturer at uni who stroked his beard all the time. It grossed me out so much that I stopped going to his lectures. Stop playing with your face pubes! Wash your hands! Wash your hair!

“Thighbrush Greepwood” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 

Me right now:

Yes. This. This is me. Bearded & enjoy giving the oral to the Mrs. (who seems to enjoy it as well).  But if someone gave me a tshirt like this, it would be cut up into rags as quickly as possible.  I’m no prude, but who wears a shirt like this?

Theory: Men are visibly aroused in all but the most elaborate camouflage set-ups (Dashiki, enormous Trapper-keeper). 

“Finally, A Cause Worth Kneeling For”

Ugh... are we ever going to get past this kind of bullshit?

I grew mine out for maybe a month and a half and I did that all the time too. I knew I was doing it and I couldn’t stop.

Congrats you eat pussy.  What do you want a cookie?  No one should get any kind of credit for just doing some shit they are supposed to do.  

I just started growing one for the first time in my life (47).

I kind of love this and more made-up sex marketing things need to happen.

A lot of my coworkers have beards, and to a man they are literally always stroking them. Their hands are never not in their beards. It already weirds me out.

Society to women : bleach your anus, become flexible, get laba pasty to please your men

I see your Thighbrush and raise you Guybrush.

We’ve come so far in the novelty t-shirt industry

Leave it to men to ruin beards.

I have a beard and I very much enjoy going down on Mrs. M but I would not be caught dead wearing any of this stuff. I honestly can’t imagine who would wear it? People who buy novelty t-shirts on the boardwalk?