OMG. I am SOOOO sex positive and you-do-you-y and nonjudgmental BUT THAT’S SO MANY PARTNERS OMG.

I’m waiting for someone to find and post the footage of Barron imitating his dad saluting the troops while they were all in the reviewing stand. He watched his dad salute, then raised his had to his brow really quickly and took it down again, almost reflexively.

He broke their deal.

Don’t forget the 1-1/2 hours of make-up application.

I am personally all about the theory that Melania is Cheetolini’s handler (at the bequest of Putin). Unless that’s what you meant?

Marry for money and you will earn every penny of it.

Of course she hates him. She signed up to be a trophy wife who barely had to deal with him. She thought she would be going on vacation all the time and spending money with abandon. Now she has to pretend to care about people and do random public appearances between vacations.

I haven’t seen posts from you in a while. Where you been? Or, have I just missed you?

“She was probably secretly hoping he would be dead by now”

YES! The hand thing when they got off the plane! I was watching yesterday (while I was very diligently working at home on my couch) and I actually yelled, “YES GIRL!” I don’t feel bad for her, but I cheer for her making him look even more like a doofus, if that’s possible.

I’ve got a half ounce of medical grade weed and some Rheingeist from Cincinnati. I’m ready

It’s 2018, Melania Trump finds that Tiffany gift box chucked under some sofa in a dusty White House office - unopened. Dies a bit more on the inside.

Let’s take some bets:

She married him for his money. I think we all know this - even Trump fans admit this. Hell, she half-joked about it herself on The View. She doesn’t love him. Her end of the marriage deal is to stay attractive and obedient. She probably does know all about his infidelity and doesn’t care, cause it keeps him off her. I’…

It’s hard to tell given how rigid her face is. Botox and plastic surgery hides both loathing and great passion equally.

I’ve told everyone she was going to divorce his monkey ass right after he lost. And then he didn’t.

Ice blue was a perfect choice cuz that bish FROSTY AF.

Cut the woman some slack. It’s very hard to keep hold of a hand that small.

Switching from hourly to full-time can be tough.