I mean, how could you tell? That’s Nikki’s regular everyday look. She always, always looks miserable, like someone just stole her Halloween candy. I think deep down, she’s a very unhappy person.

That is the most basic engagement ring. Don’t get me wrong, I’d take it in a heart beat. But putting a bigger stone in a Kay Jewelers setting does not make it one-of-a-kind.

I don’t think she and her fiancé understand what one of a kind means either. I mean, she claims she and her fiancé designed the ring: “Justin and I collaborated on creating the most perfect one-of-a-kind ring that is rare and of exceptional quality...just like their love.” The ‘one of a kind’ ring in question is a…

To be fair to people who avoid junk food altogether; it’s much, much easier to eat zero chips than one. I don’t crave junk food simply because it’s out of my system. I am absolutely sure, based on previous experience, that if I went to McDonald’s this afternoon, I would want it again tomorrow. I don’t want it this…

This is the only development that would actually interest me.

This is ridiculous but can you imagine?

Is that what he calls you, his vanilla lemonade! Level, easy? I’LL SAY, you trollop!

No statement from Rachel Ray yet tho? Suspicious.

I could give two shits about Jay Z, but I am DEFINITELY going to start washing my butt like that.

This relationship looks exhausting.

I am so glad I am too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.

Rachael Ray, none of this is your fault, but you should hide.

Go see it in a theater. We went yesterday and it was amazing to experience it with a crowd. Applause, cheers, singing along... it was the first time I’d actually seen the movie, and it is awful in a lot of ways but damn if it doesn’t transcend all reason to be a great film.

There was a heartwarming little chuckle that went around the room when the sherrif couldn’t be certain what kind of clothes he had on. That made me feel good, actually. It was Prince, after all, and he made his own rules.

I just loved this: “He was in clothes. I can’t say I know for sure what he sleeps in versus what he may go out in, but I don’t know for sure if those were sleep clothes.”

Like, “He was wearing Prince clothes, ok? I don’t know what the categories are for those.”

I like the thought that Prince’s day attire was indistinguishable from his PJ’s. I bet he had sick PJ’s.

I felt like the people who held the press conference were straight out of the cast of Fargo. I particularly liked them all spelling their names first thing.

Well... his emergency landing in Moline (somewhat in the Chicago area), was reported as his dealing with the flu.

I appreciate the tone taken by the Sheriff. It will be tragic if he over-medicated due to uncontrolled pain. And what may be - again.