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Pretty impressed at how fast you spun this story into a school underfunding issue. So: Blame #1: underfunding. Blame #2: fragile anatomies. Nowhere: the pieces of shit who beat her.

6 girls planned to beat the shit out of their classmate. This wasn’t a sad accident. This was murder.

This conversation came up on another thread—the “my mom and I bonded over Prince” theme has been a prominent one. It’s so heartwarming in its perversity-tinged way.

You know you’re being haunted by Prince when the ectoplasm is purple.

Right? He could follow me around and teach me how to be a boss bitch.

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

his face tho

Absolutely 😢

I refuse to accept this. In fact, I don’t want to know any more. The Tiny Purple Genius moved on a hopefully peaceful place. Fini.

Mine too 😭

I’m not ready to accept this.

This is is joke! It’s a dream! Prince isn’t dead. I am really trying you guys, I understand that not everyone thinks that we who are mourning his death should be doing so to the lengths that we are.

Being haunted by Prince would be so awesome! I should be so lucky. I’d probably get haunted by Cat Stevens or some other musician I couldn’t stand like Elvis.

I go to Walgreens all the damn time and I’m not taking anything OD-able.

How would he even do that? He’s dead. You’d be lucky to get Prince to haunt you and tell you not to listen to his music.

“the 4th time he visited this week—indicating his health was far worse than the simple flu.”

“And if the elevator tries to bring you down, Go crazy, punch a higher floor." Here's hoping his last moments were crazy awesome.

Maybe it’s just me but I don’t really want to know how he died. I don’t even believe in God but I’d prefer to think he just shed his earthly body and ascended to wherever artistic geniuses go. I don’t need the gory details. Can’t we let him be mysterious and magnificent in death as he was in life?

As someone who escaped that damned cult, that would make me so angry. I hope he didn’t leave those people one red cent. The worst years of my life were spent with them. My sister and I were so hoping he had gotten out before he died. She said it perfectly, “He didn’t deserve to die a Jehovah’s Witness.”

Mabel would probably be crying with us for sure. :-(