It’s weird what lessons studios take from successful movies isn’t it? It’s like with Deadpool. Instead of seeing a fun, clever, light, funny movie that isn’t cramming world building and superfluous characters down our throats they just said “oh it’s because it’s rated R! That’s why it’s successful!” .

Imagine having sex with Ted Cruz.

Totally. I’m always baffled at the white mediocrity and flops that Hollywood constantly pushes at us. And while I’m not going to defend Nate Parker (after I read about the rape thing) - his example certainly holds up. James Franco, Anjelina Jolie, Sean Penn, Affleck, Aniston..they’re just indulged all the time whereas…

The Careers of Ben affleck, James Franco, and Jennifer Aniston (people might fight me on this) are proof to me that Hollywood is not only not a meritocracy, but “they” make active choices on who will be stars and who won’t (think about the exclusion of Men and Women of Color)

This is truly one of life’s great mysteries. I honestly feel a little startled when I find out he’s actually in another movie. He’s so unmemorable.

Burning question tho, who actually likes Ben Affleck? Besides Matt Damon, and white men (they don’t have reliable taste regardless) Like as an actor, his directing is fine, but when a project is announced who really is like, “omg i hope they cast ben affleck he would be perfect for that” Who? James Franco? I’m just…

He’s the one who said, “hit me. Hit me! I want to know what pain feels like.” But now he won’t stop crying so I’m just going to collect my things and the thousand dollars from the nightstand and go. I put on some HGTV like I do for the dog before I leave the house so he’ll feel like he has company.

imagine even thinking about having sex with ted cruz

Not only does he have a wife, but there are an additional five women in the country who willingly had sex with him? Him?!

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Imagine having sex with Ted Cruz

Kinda related but not really: I recently opened a Twitter account. But only to bitch to AT&T customer service. And it worked. I hate my life.

If you list your favorite sports teams in your Twitter bio, chances are I won’t like you.

So damn sad. They seemed truly happy.

Iman is spectacular. I don’t speak Italian but I would guess that “un marito perfecto” means “a perfect marriage”. So sad.

Also in middle TN, and frequently feel like screaming at the idiots who run the state.

It’s gorgeous here, and Knoxville isn’t so bad in those respects. Probably Nashville and Memphis too, but I haven’t been there and that’s the ugly part of the state anyway.

The City of Knoxville is quite progressive, as far as things go. Come on down! (we still have these dumbfucks as legislators, though, so proceed with caution)

It’s a shame. I’ve been to TN one day in my life and fell in love. I’d move there in a heartbeat if it weren’t so backwards politically/socially.