This state still sucks balls. I have no doubt that they will find a new, more inventive way to NOT help expectant mothers who are also, unfortunately, addicts.

Agreed. He’s also one of the very few Republicans out there saying climate change is real and we should find a business-friendly way to address it.

This is what happens when you refuse to compromise and work together and do all that stuff you learned to do in kindergarten.

He has zero fucks to give and I am HERE FOR IT.

How about “the greater of all of the myriad evils except for exactly one.”

Samesies! It’s all I can look at! It completely captures my attention!

Indeed! Over in Europe, watching this and alternating between being scared of Trump and realizing that this shit-show is going to end up ushering in a Democratic period not just for the presidency, but possibly the Senate & House. To me, this is frankly reassuring, because holy shit Europe is scary right now.…

These endorsements are like a wife who agreed to anal on a bet, and lost.

I love that they keep blaming Trump and not, oh... the decade and a half of insanity that led to Trump.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

Good lord, the two-toned ear...he’s like the world’s most revolting creamsicle.

This is how I feel. I would never vote for him, but he is the only Republican candidate I would willingly have dinner with.

I abhor Lindsey Graham’s politics, but if I ran into him at a party and didn’t know who he was, I would find him to be totally delightful and would probably talk to him all night.

Lindsey Graham, you self-aware son of a bitch. You are growing on me. I still kinda hate you though. Very mixed feelings right now.

Yes. He basically said explicitly this on MSNBC this morning. That the party is “about to lose” but having Trump as the standard bearer would destroy it for generations.

Holy hell. This GOP implosion is just fascinating. I'd be amused if I didn't think they were gonna fuck up a bunch of shit in their panicked death throes.

Liking people you hate for hating people you hate even more is so confusing.

First the GOP is simply “Not Obama”. Now they’ve moved onto “Not Trump”.

“Donald Trump is so orange that he makes John Boehner look like an albino.”

We should just start calling Graham “Senator Giggles.”