Welcome to the world of “scientific” studies paid for by corporations to serve a specific purpose. And, of course, welcome to the pharmaceutical industry.

Lol, I’ve only had sex twice, if you exclude all those times I didn’t cum

“women with failed implants were removed from those studies”

Umm, at that point, you no longer get to call it a scientific study.

It’s too bad that we don’t have a much safer semi-permanent sterilization/birth control option that requires no surgery, can be left in for 10+ years or removed easily if necessary due to side effects, that is cheap, and has been used by millions if not billions of women worldwide. Oh wait. It's called an IUD.

See also: Al Green.

You can take ustekinumab for your ankylosing spondylitis.

There’s already a chemical with a proven track record of inspiring me to fuck when I normally wouldn’t. It’s called alcohol.

Nah. He doesn’t even have to stop... Right in the middle I remember that I have paint swatches for the update to the guest room and I let those thoughts trickle in for a minute and BOOM he gets the head tap to c’mon up. That’s the half an encounter experience.

Last year that the Food and Drug Administration approved a libido pill for women named flibanserin

And though the researchers do not “define what ‘one-half’ of a sexually satisfying encounter” is

It’s so bad. My boyfriend and I happened upon a re-run while we were stuck in a Cincinnati hotel room because our connecting flight had been cancelled and we were like “Wow, this is so much worse than I remember.”

Do people forget that they were put on this show as babies?

The original show was bad. This isn’t worth watching for even nostalgia’s sake.

Because as children, we didn’t know any better?

I really enjoyed it as a child, but that after viewing it as an adult I realized it was just my dumb child brain. This was never a good show.

Yeah I imagine the Olsen Twins casually seeing this, smirking, and then lighting cigarettes as they hob nob with the French elite or whatever.

Uh, I’m with the Olsens. It’s pathetic that so much pressure is put on people to go back to a role they no longer connect with for the sake of nostalgia. It was a TV show, people, move on.

If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

If you go into it knowing it’s going to be just as cloying, and corny as the original, you won’t be disappointed. But I’d recommend getting stoned first, just to be safe.

Oh my god. They need to stop for real. If I was an actor on this show in the 90s, and went on to become even remotely successful there is no way in hell I would want to be associated with this corny ass re-boot. I might hang with John Stamos & smoke with Bob Saget on occasion but that would be the extent of my…