Well. My mom who I love and adore (no sarcasm she is the best) called to tell me that I’m a “Real pretty girl. If only you’d slow down on the cookies.”

Seriously. I’m glad she loves her children and is happy with her family but fuck this bitch. Fuck you and your goats milk you white privileged assed self congratulatory bitch. Fuck you for even implying that these poor women in South America should even begin to model their lives after your rich ass experience. Fuck…

Not just birth control, but let’s shut down places like Planned Parenthood where maybe you could get testing/counseling/whatever you need to prepare for something like this.

How dare you criticize such an incredible mother. I mean, she bravely rebuffed the advice of MEDICAL DOCTORS to feed her daughter who has SEVERE MEDICAL ISSUES and instead of giving her ACTUAL MEDICATION feeds her an “organic diet, with plenty of minerals and vitamins... like avocado, goat’s milk, and other…

I hate people like this. You know what? Your blessing is somebody else’s nightmare. Not everybody has the same abilities, strength, resources, mental fortitude or support. These women in South America are crying out for help, many have been abandoned by their partners/husbands and they are all alone in this. Fuck this…

I’m sorry what the fuck am I reading??? They just stopped testing to see if the son could have children with the disease bc the little boy loves his sisters and doesn’t care if he has babies like them bc he loves them??? HE’S 7. WHO GIVES A GOOD GODDAMN?

Meanwhile this American suburban white lady is telling poor South American women how much her children with microcephaly are a blessing so they shouldn’t worry about zika that much.

I wouldn’t want to be pregnant in the US this summer.

Look, his mum spent a lot of money on that sweater, and she’ll be damned if she’s buying him a new one in 3 months time when he’s grown out of it.

I’ve long been on the fence about a human-ending nuclear war; this morning’s dirt bag pushed me well over that fence.. If there is one candidate that can accomplish this within their first 100 days as president, it’s Trump.

Call me old fashioned, but if my boyfriend went on Instagram and said something about me that included the phrase, “The pussy good. . .” I would like to think I’d immediately dump him.

“Mommy loved me more”

It’s biggest ass kompetition

I hate it when siblings fight about EVERYTHING! It’s like I always tell my kids, everyone will get their fair chance to have a very famous alleged killer almost end their life in your bed. Just be PATIENT!

I feel like this cover might have done even more damage.

He looks like an even more (emotionally) deflated California Raisin

Oh, I used to fight with my siblings about stuff like that all the time. Who suicided in whose room and all.

Competitive, much?

Can we all agree that the Kardashians have finally hit it?