and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

So the best counter to Trump’s exaggeration/lie is another exaggeration/lie? Pull back the lies to expose the truth rather than throwing your own obfuscation on top.

True- but Trump said ‘champion’ climbers couldn’t scale it. So, a decidedly not champion should fail miserably, right? 

Batman and Robin actually filmed those scenes on flat ground with the camera rotated 90 degrees, so no, that won't work.

As penetrable as the wall probably is, someone who’s planning a climbing trip and says they’ve done a lot of climbing probably exceeds most reasonable people’s definition of novice.

1) Trump is fucking moron who doesn’t know the difference between “rock climbing” and “mountain climbing.”

So is the Titans’ insistence on drafting and signing wide receivers with flippers where their arms should be.

In today’s NFL, who’s to say getting the slotted guaranteed money for the No. 2 overall pick and retiring to your native Hawaii as early as possible isn’t “success”? Go home, Marcus, and don’t look back. You’ll be 26 years old, rich, and local hero.

Titans Tee up Tannehill, Tanking for Tua, Though Totally Terrible Team in Tidal Town will Take Top Talent

Did some hiking in central Washington the other weekend with my wife and the dog. Winter has hit the mountains there very early, so we hiked in a variety of sun, wind, snow and sleet. The last 4 miles or so there was about 8 inches of snow on the ground (although the trail had been tramped down by others).

This being high school, his friends would have told me that it doesn’t count if the first time he scored was in the other end.

I know exactly how he feels. There was this media company I liked that was bought by sociopathic hedge fund vampires who paid themselves obscene salaries while running the company into the ground.

Sorry. When the arms get bigger, the shirts are purchased in the opposite direction. That’s a man rule you can check with Mikey Rulebooks.

1) That ref needs to admit that it’s time to upgrade from M to L in the shirt department. Those seams are workin’ overtime.

Under optimal conditions, our goal is to see if we can get this person out of bed in under two hours, to see if it’s even humanly possible.

HE WAS TRAVELING! IT SHOULDN’T HAVE COUNTED!! 

Man, imagine how many mph you'd have to run to do a one hour marathon. Someone will have to do the math for me on that. 

 7 minute abs...

I hate to be that guy, but the two hour marathon is not the most elusive distance running barrier. The one hour marathon is.

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.