I think one can simultaneously believe that the Heat are giddy to clear that cap space in the event of a medical retirement, and that they’re working in his best interests.

This is unfair. First, we’re [correctly] criticizing people for taking issue with these demonstrations. Now it’s going to be held against “white players” if they don’t join said demonstrations to support their teammates.

Funds ads against Trump, he’s a-okay.

Yea. I didn’t set out with the intent of pointing that out. Mostly because some of Griffin’s wounds are self inflicted (both on & off the field). And because I hate when that’s deferred to as an explanation so often. But yes, it’s there. It’s playing a role, I’m sure.

Maybe it’s just me, but when RG3's shoulder asploded you had headline after headline (and the requisite dimwitted show hosts) criticize his style of play, mock him for being brittle or an unlikable dick, and insist that “this was it” for the guy. He ran into a defender who wouldn’t have been there if the jamoke on his…

Do some fucking research next time. Jesus Christ.

You have absolutely no fucking idea what you’re talking about. Heroin, among other drugs, is absolutely destroying my community. And the citizens here - our neighbors - often dismiss drug use as a criminal stain on a person’s character. Or they dismiss the problem altogether. Throw them in jail, let them sit in the…

I know this will probably sound dumb, and my illiteracy with regard to the NFL’s cap will be on full display - but it would be fun/interesting/good if teams could transfer cap money to other teams. In such a case, they could recoup either future cap space or draft picks as compensation. More space, the better the…

Can’t tell if you’re serious, but here goes.

I didn’t write that, and unfortunately I can not commit more than one sentence to an idiot.

It sounds like the Seahawks are being thoughtful about precisely how to express their call for attention to the racial inequality in America, without giving the disingenuous any potential distractions.

Harbaugh believes the solution to all this is for coaches to have even more control over players’ lives. Got it.

Co-sign.

That means everything, actually. You are now Chiefs fans. Congratulations.

I didn’t say they should. Laid that out in paragraph two.

Yea, that’s my thinking.

People get really, REALLY annoyed when fans change allegiances, especially to a rival or something like that. And I get it, if you can turn it off, then you really weren’t a fan to begin with.

Probably accurate.

Alrighty. Well, good luck.

Speaking of dying, when senior week ends, what happens? I’ll need my Burneko fix somewhere. No disrespect to your colleagues, but you and Magary kill it on here. Does this just disappear? I don’t want to see Hamilton Nolan writing the sequel to the communist manifesto on stolen toilet paper in Grand Central. Tell me…