Off topic (and forever stuck in the grays), sorry: This reminded me of the time the Rangers tried to sign Joe Sakic to that monster deal that was poison-pill-ish in nature. I was crazy excited, since we lost Messier.

Yea, this is all spot on. Good work. When I’m bad, and I mean really bad, it’s coffee, then emergen-c, then an omelette with bacon (not to mention tons of water). Can’t eat too much though, because as you note, you’ll need a bounce back later on. Eating like a monster will put me into sleep mode if I’m not careful.

Imagining this piece gave Magary a seizure.

Is there (or has there ever been) an actual registered Republican working there? Not trolling, I swear. I’m just curious.

I would vote for Donald Trump if it meant he would tactically nuke Matt Dodge’s parents house.

I spent years repeating that same “In Reese We Trust” bullshit until this inflatable fuckmuppet of a team imploded on itself and then I wanted him fired & evicted from Somerset or whichever high-brow low-IQ town in New Jersey he lived in. Seriously, this guy is more dangerous at an NFL draft than Jerry Jones, who…

Normally I’d say “good, he should be detained, he shouldn’t fight, and these charges need to be taken seriously.” But considering the reputation of the Olympics, the IOC, and Rio itself - unfortunately I’m rather skeptical.

Amateur writing for these baboons permanently turned me off to journalism as even a long-shot career, and I blocked that site on my browser so it’s never seen again. They are butt.

Conservative person checking in - I’m not well-versed in the constitutionality of the death penalty, but I’m 100% firm in my belief that it must be abolished. If not because it’s cruel & unusual, but because it’s completely unnecessary. It’s not a capable deterrent. It’s not financially prudent. It’s not 100%…

Yes! That’s it. I couldn’t remember it completely when I commented.

What the Christ

I remember in Madden 95 (SNES) when you could enter a code and use the yet-to-debut Panthers & Jaguars in a game. Every player had a 99-rating. What a crock of shit that was.

This is pretty dumb. I know you guys have a hard-on for shitting on Rose, but Ichiro is a great player who probably would have surpassed Rose had he played here since the beginning. That said, he didn’t. So, he’s not the “hit king.”

I know I have no chance of getting this answered, and maybe I’m too lazy with my google searching, but why do we call him Marmalard? It’s great. I love it. But I’m admittedly unsure as to why.

Jim Brown is a vile human being. He’s given a pass because of his activism, and because the causes he champions are important to left wing political actors.

This is definitely a plant, and I will not fall for it sir. I will not do it.

I know it’s not you, and I’m not complaining about you, but MLB has some balls limiting their content so that the only way to see it is after a 15 second ad I don’t watch and then have it load like I’m on a 2400 baud modem on my Gateway 2000.

No offense but this guy looks perpetually mid-shit.

I really wanted to attend.

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes.