Thank you for being a good sport! Lulz

This is TRUTH. I’ve lost count.

You get a gold star, thanks for the laugh.

but it’s all cool, because he carries a few spare radiators and expansion tanks from when he had a B5 S4.

Suspension repairs be damned, every Jalop’s inner six year old is collectively trying to convince us to take a drive to Minnesota right about now, lol.

Let’s play a game: If a red key unlocks the maximum potential of a given car’s best feature, imagine if every car had a red key...

Ball of foot on brake, side of foot on gas... That’s how I’ve always done it.

That’s a one-of-15 Porsche 924 GTS Clubsport chasing a Lancia Stratos chasing a Lancia 037, shot from a Lancia Delta S4. There are good days, then there are good days.

To be fair, most interpretive dance is kinda silly. Overwhelmingly so.

Yeah, that sounds like a personal problem to me.

Freeze, thaw, freeze, thaw, leads to the soil and subase shifting and caving in, causing holes and cracks.

I was just thinking about how little of the world is set up for current autonomy when I was driving up in the Yukon on roads that had zero lane markers for miles and miles and miles.

Couple more patents like this and they'll pay off that wall in no time.

Thanks. Yeah it’s a tight fit in anything but a minivan or large SUV, but it fits our freakishly tall (for his age) child very well. My personal hero is a guy who goes to our daycare who has a freshly imported R32 GTS-t (2-door) that he uses to transport his two sub-3 year old kids. Both front facing, both in Recaro…

this would be a sick Montreal

Holy shit. I DID have a sticker that said "My Other Car's a Beetle, and It's Pretty Easy To Steal, Like Many Cars of the Era" on the press car that week!

Jason you didn't have any Beetle stickers on any of your other cars did you? That would explain how your Beetle got stolen that one time. Someone saw it and said "This son of a bitch has a vintage VW! Lets follow him and take it for the roof rack and engine."