Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Button your fucking coat, buffoon. Your lucifer’s tongue tie is flapping everywhere.

Outfit shaming is bullying but fuck it, I’ll bully that traitor to womankind. She looks like Mr. Peanut had a baby with the old NE Patriots logo.

One knocked over the beach gear to sleep in it. Other got jealous and had to join.

So I guess you think Trump is the Number One Goldwater trickle-down Republican, and the reporters at the press concert engaged in yellow journalism.

Teach me how to say goodbye

i’m flying out of there in two weeks. it will be fine. just get there early bc they will obviously have ramped up security

This is a man with no policy other than “LOOK AT ME, LOOK HOW FUCKING GREAT I AM, I’M PRESIDENT”.

I also attempted that haircut but did not look like Meg Ryan. I looked like Lady Elaine from Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

For jezzies who are going, one of us (formerly known as Tampa BeeAtch) set up a meetup group so we can coordinate and find one another. Here it is: https://www.meetup.com/JEZZIEs-March-on-Washington-Meetup/

In geek (and sundry) news; nerd queen to spawn child process.

Just going to leave this here:

Replying again to add: if you enjoy taking selfies, the YouCam Perfect app is addictive. It photoshops you as you take the pic and you can rework the image to get rid of whatever bothers you. It’s vain but I have to admit I use it.

Every KU KLUX KLAN begins with K

Where did Israel and Palestine get peace?

I’m starting to feel like 2016 is like the end of The Return of the King where all the cool people are getting on a boat and heading for somewhere better, leaving the rest of us with the judgemental assholes of the Shire.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

Don’t worry, there is no way George Takei is going to let this pass or leave his phaser on stun.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.