HEY PEOPLE! IMPORTANT REMINDER FOR ELECTION DAY!!! (Although IDK if many will see this being in the great gray beyond...)

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

My next birthday I’ll turn 60, and though I’m not a woman of great stature, I am, and always have been, freakishly strong. Moreover, I spent a decade as the life partner of a 4th degree black belt and was his willing practice dummy. Combine that with my well-tuned sense of righteous indignation and a scandalous dearth…

Not to take anything at all from Tammy Duckworth (she is amazing), but I should point out that Max Cleland served in the Senate as a veteran who lost both legs and an arm in combat. He was defeated by a Republican who had never served, yet won by questioning Cleland’s patriotism.

I know that there’s a lot of eye rolling with gluten these days but it took years for my dad to be diagnosed as celiac. It caused a lot of stomach issues, hives, fatigue. It’s in a lot of things but at least swapping out toast for oatmeal (may have some gluten depending on processing but far less than bread) could…

Vacate! Vacate! Vacate!

Sorry to hear you’re dealing with this. I personally would probably wait until after vaca but depends on severity of your symptoms.

Perhaps you can just eat normally but a little more mindfully while you are on vacation, and wait until the test results come back to make any real decisions? I don’t know what the symptoms you’ve been getting from the food allergies are, but if they are not horrifying or inimical, you might try just taking it easy…

RAISE YA HAND IF YOU’RE A WOMAN WHO HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED BY A MAN WITH CONFIDENCE DISPROPORTIONAL TO HIS INTELLIGENCE

Not really, the kids live with her and sheer got a cover, so she’s controlling the narrative for the court of public opinion and day to day in her home. Those are the facts.

Well, that’s it. To all the assholes badmouthing Brazil about venues collapsing left and right, a zika epidemy, ever athlete being kidnapped and murdered, everybody dying from the water and other bullshit, eat your hearts out! The only relevant incident happened in the imagination of Ryan Lochte.

Commentator, in crisp English accent: Folks at home may be asking themselves, “How will he finish?” And, well, Depends.

These concerts are invariably a drunken, tacky good time and I feel no shame in saying that.

Her hair is like a Merona cardigan.

I am am going to put on my Production Manager Hat and rip whoever is running the audio mix a new one during the break

My go to curse is: May every step you take feel like you’re walking on Legos.

Hell Toupée.

Why doesn’t he just bootstrap this thing and start his own beautiful competing secret service detail, powered by the free market, that does a tremendous job, better than any other secret service, and you’ll all see how Donald Trump does things?

I won’t get the chance to listen to this as it goes up against my favorite podcast Cereal which is about a paranoid Irishman who has a small treasure horde and he describes the various times in his life he thought people were trying to rob him.

I lost my uterus (I like to say “misplaced” b/c it gets good looks from people) a while back, and it’s a sucky thing to go through. Since I’m sure Kim K is scouring the Jez comments for advice, wink, here are some good things to focus on:
1. You’ll never have to buy tampons again, and you can re-purpose your existing…