warren is fucking it. she is smart, prepared, and willing to fight. she's a goddamn leader. how do people not want this person in charge? i want her in charge. i want to live in a place she leads. 

Unless you hear or know otherwise, let’s give everyone the benefit of the doubt and assume that this is how they are comfortable operating as an extended family.

It was great, don’t get me wrong, but it wasn’t even the best Super Bowl performance ever in that stadium. Prince still holds that honor. Performing Purple Rain in the rain? All-time classic.

Loved it! Of course some people will be upset because they shook what their mama gave them and how dare they do that when children were just previously watching grown men in tight pants run around a field and violently hit eachother.

What about Little Shop of Horrors?

it’s drag race with really bad looking CGI cats as the competitors.

He’s not my type (I need a human X who’s at least 6') but John Legend is undeniably sexy. He’s smart, talented, handsome, and the absolutely adoration he has for his wife and kids is SO attractive.

When will Nazis speak out against Nazi on Nazi back stabbing? No? Sure?

Please do not disparage my good blog. All regular blogs are Just Look Nice; blogs in the feature format are Very Fancy.

Any person who chooses Jon Lovett as their partner in life is top notch in my book.

Yeah, being the one to let Oprah die before she’s 80 because of pneumonia probably wouldn’t be the best of looks as EVERYONE would know you as the Doctor Who Let Oprah Die. I may not be in my 60's but I am in my late 40's and I can tell you that taking what seems to be small things for granted can have dire…

Lara Spencer OBVIOUSLY never watched White Nights.

Haven’t we already seen this movie? With all these people?

You know something you see in strange places with Latinos in TX and FL in particular. Living in TX now, those who have several generations been in TX lean incredibly right and really tout their Americanness. In FL, the older Cuban population, are so anti-Castro they will vote Republican without a second thought. Its…

How many bags of dicks add up to a cooler of penises?

My scream therapy is yelling at drivers on my hour commute to my shitty job where not moving from my cubicle for 8 hours is my sensory deprivation. 

You and people like you should be set on fire and thrown off buildings and I have no shame in admitting it

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

Am I the only person who doesn’t care about Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper? Is it because I refused to watch “A Star is Born"?