He may need some TLC right now

I WAS RIGHT!!! A LOT OF PEOPLE OWE ME MONEY!!! WOOO!!!

Sir Patrick performs the traditional celebratory dance of the Yorkshiremen.

I like good-looking, talented, smart, and charitable people.

YOU MEAN TEDDY THE PORCUPINE WAS RIGHT.

It was a joke. Even though I was rooting for Seattle (I know nothing about football, I just needed to pick one), I felt bad for Manning, he just looked so dejected and over it lol.

Worst Superbowl ever. I wasn't invested in a winner, but it was so one-sided it was hard to watch. But the half-time show? FAAAANTASTIC!

Knowing nothing about football, doesn't that seem a bit of an unreal score? I mean, in theory, the two teams to meet at the Super Bowl would be pretty well matched, right? Shouldn't it be a close game?

AHHHHHH omg this gif. OMG.

I do not know a thing about sports, but I would do many naughty things to Richard Sherman.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

God wants the Seahawks to win.

That child is PEYTON MANNING. This is a real-life "12 Monkeys", guys. He came back to stop a personal tragedy, but it turns out HE was the tragedy.

Oh my.

We still shouldn't spread the picture around. You don't need to put a picture of his child to remind people that he had one. Also, people on twitter are always going to assholes. Jezebel doesn't need to join in.

What I wrote above posted twice for some reason, and I am gray because Jezebel doesn't love me. :(

I don't know why I'm gray or how gray-not-gray is decided. Almost all of my posts start out gray; most stay gray. <no clue>

Actually, as of 2013, 13% of United States citizens identify as vegetarian. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetaria…

You know, the nice thing about a vegetarian option is that non-vegetarians can eat it as well.