Maybe I'm hyper sensitive because I do struggle with body image and eating disorders, but there is a world of judgement in this sentence:

See you at tha crossroads, little guy.

;_;

Plus the headlines for the tabloid feature are always intentionally hyperbolic to mock the content the article discusses. "This week in the tabloids- Jennifer Anniston alone, sad, and pregnant with twins!"

But you know who has? Me. Because I am a trans person, and I get to speak to the cisgender media about representations of trans narratives and, if they give a shit about recognising the privileged intersections they operate under, they'll listen. Listen to me and other trans folks.

You can choose to believe that Jez didn't pick that particular storyline because they were using the trans rumors for clickbait, but you'd be wrong.

WOTSA MATTA WITH YOU

Actually the motivation of these particular people sounds like it's because of a perception of getting away from oppression in Germany. But yes, economic opportunity as well.

Darn dangly bits, being all sensitive and crap! Why can't they be more like the Almighty Vagina, able to take whatever we can shove in it?!?!

In college, I smushed my bf's balls during sex and it hurt him so badly that he was practically crying. I wasn't even jumping on his peen! You have to be careful around those dangly bits!

Nope. Wrong. People not raping other people reduces rape. Try again.

Staaahhhhp you are making me laugh at my desk people will think I'm craaaazzzyyyy.

No, no. It is sad enough for being called a peen. We really don't need to add injury to insult.

Also probably less painful for the peen involved.

I suggest a trampoline. Much better for the jumping upon than peen.

"And rape wouldn't be so common if people didn't have to have premarital sex". I don't even know where to begin.

Want to know the best way to report it?

Don't. It's none of our fucking business what this person does in their private lives. And Jezebel certainly has not earned the right to tell people how to report on anything, given its track record.

There's the flipside of this too: if you're trying to get pregnant, but are dealing with fertility issues, you're probably going through a lot of pregnancy tests because you're testing yourself once or twice a month. In those cases, it helps to buy in bulk.

They have plastic covers.

Is there some rivalry between the sites or something that I don't know about?