You are brilliant.

And the thief got a bike out of it too, so everybody wins!

I would shit myself if I saw that Pregnant result on a test, you can't swing a dead cat around here without hitting a child.

Exactly this.

Gawd, agreed. The end kept me from reposting.

Yeah that kind of killed it for me too.

Cute...until the very end. Was that really necessary?

I just want Lady Edith to be happy, clearly Lady Edith >> Lady Mary!!!!!!

I want Edith to get allll the boys.

This stinks all around. Olympians train their whole life and have zero say as to where the Games are - something that was determined ages before they even are in a place to begin to qualify. A protest that costs an Olympian a chance to compete may cost that person their livelihood. Very few Olympians - winter…

/BESTDERAILEVER

Derail alert:

I should have done that. My first name was "unique" but my middle name was Isabel. Instead, I just changed my whole name.

Do you got insurance

Yes, the article on Jezebel blasting the song was so misguided. It is not the writers/performers "fault" that the song got super popular. It got popular because they were already mainstream due to their hit "Thriftshop". Without the success of Thriftshop no one would have heard Same Love.

The Same Love "controversy" is incredibly stupid. Basically it's people being outraged at the media for saying it's revolutionary, when "Homo Hop" has been a thing in music circles for a while, with more personal songs about the gay experience as performed by gay rappers.

If I'm paying to go to the Series, it means I want to go to the Series. The way I look at it, I'm going to Game 1 and saved pretty 100% on the price, so I've already profited. Have my cake and eat it too.

Best explanation.

"How did he know she was wobbling?"

They don't call it Obamacare for nothing :)