Also male victims of sexual abuse don't exist to her? I don't understand what the fuck she's thinking.

The trouble is that no one really should listen or adopt the views of the wife in a far right wing Christian separatist family, except if it is about hairspray or tater tot casserole. I'm sure many do, at least in their district, because they've always been politically active, but really, man, they're right wing…

I used to listen to a weight-loss hypnosis thing every night, and I suddenly started craving salads. It was weird. Never much liked them before, but I've liked them ever since.

This stuff is hard. I understand that Manti Te'o was going to write a Dear Jane letter to his imaginary girlfriend to end their relationship, but he was too shy to put his feelings into words. Which is silly when you think about it, considering how easy it is for Notre Dame football players to get other students to…

Just another reason to be embarrassed by Alabama. UGH! Just ignore my username for the time being.

It's sad that we value white women more than black women even when they have swirly fucked up faces.

Now that she got kicked out of the sorority she'll have a lot more free time. Does the Ferguson Police Department have a work study program?

...with an English accent <3

I completely agree with everything Olliver say's here regarding Ferguson. However "citing the possibility of a terrorist attack on its "annual Pumpkin Festival." to be fair I have been known to terrorize pumpkin pies, pumpkin lattes, pumpkin beer, pumpkin cake, pumpkin soup, and many other pumkin flavoured items.

I don't know how to feel about this. My mom smothered the fuck out of me as a teen. I wasn't a partier; if I was going out, then it was either to youth group or to the mall with a friend, and I stayed in touch with her and followed curfews, let her know if I was going to be late, etc. But she never left me alone. I…

OH. I saw the title and thought "That isn't Rody!" But then I realized it was the wrestler, not Tony Stark's best friend.

I watched Mrs. Doubtfire with my kid last night. According to him, "Robin Williams was nice. It's sad that he's not alive any more." That about covers it.

Whenever I see "War Machine" I immediately think of James Rhodes instead of this dickcheese.

Rhodey <3

Well hot damn! This week ended on a high note. First this asshole and then Rick Perry being indicted for abuse of power. I might be drinking in celebration tonight inside.

This can't possibly be real.

OH MY GOD IT IS. The racist hat trick. Sexism, racism, religious discrimination. If she could have just thrown in some body shaming or something.

Sadly, I've actually attended a few of those family Thanksgivings. The dinners always started with prayer, then quickly morphed into your quote, then ended with me being called a dumbass-bleeding-heart-liberal-feminist-socialist-loving-lesbian (I've been married to my husband for 13 years). It was painful for awhile…

I can hear her at Thanksgiving now.

They got all of their good suggestions the first time around. It simply isn't ever going to get better than Chicken & Waffles, Sriracha, or Garlic Bread.
All future attempts are going to pale in comparison to the original competition.